SBF, a former cryptocurrency billionaire currently serving a 25-year sentence for fraud at Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC), has begun writing his memoirs, and based on some of the leaked chapters, perhaps because SBF hasn't fully adjusted to his new reality, his writing has the distinctive tone of Jane Goodall describing life with chimpanzees or Victorian anthropologists observing foreign cultures.
For example: "Most people will become introverts," SBF writes, referring to other prisoners. "They will fight over a banana." Other chapters focus on more mundane things, such as his struggle to get a pillow. "I lost my pillow tonight. So tonight I used a towel and prison uniform to support my head. It didn't work well, and my neck was already hurting." (forbes)