Undercover Agents Acquire Microwave Weapons Linked to Havana Syndrome

Undercover U.S. Homeland agents have reportedly purchased concealable microwave weapons from Russian criminal networks, according to a report by 60 Minutes. These weapons are alleged to induce symptoms similar to Havana Syndrome and have a range of several hundred feet. According to NS3.AI, the report draws parallels between these alleged weapons and previous complaints by niche cryptocurrency personality Bob Lax, who claimed that an Amazon microwave was affecting his brain.