Yua Mikami's coin launch: a crypto-storm of top traffic

Author: Lawrence, Mars Finance

Today we are going to talk about the magical reality of Japan's former top female teacher, Yua Mikami, entering the cryptocurrency market with her "Mikami Coin". I heard that the white paper of this project said that fan economy, AI agent, DAO governance and shrine faith would be packed into the blockchain. I ate three bowls of snail noodles on the spot to suppress my shock - isn't this the "quantum superposition scam" of the contemporary Internet?

1. From photo NFT to coin issuance: the iterative history of the wealth code of top traffic

Mikami-sensei's resume in Web3 can be called a textbook for cultivating crypto leeks. As early as 2021, she set a single transaction record of 170,000 yuan with 28 "art photo NFTs". At that time, it was the peak of the NFT bubble. The leeks used real money to verify the ultimate secret of "LSP Economics": as long as the teacher's works are stored in the hard drive, the wallet dares to pay for the digital certificate.

In February 2025, when she appeared at a bar in Lan Kwai Fong, Hong Kong, to participate in an exchange event, the industry veterans had already smelled the evil wind. Sure enough, two months later, a token distribution table appeared on the Solana chain, Mikami Coin, which was even more exciting than the loot distribution plan in Let the Bullets Fly - 50% locked until 2069 (equivalent to engraving the private key on the face of the Terracotta Warriors in the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang), 20% pre-sold to let the "big brothers" run first, and 5% of the marketing budget was probably used to advertise on dark web resource sites.

2. Token distribution: a carefully designed "Hunger Games"

Let us use a scalpel to dissect the "golden section" of the white paper:

• 50% locked until 2069: This move can be called "blockchain version of looking at plums to quench thirst". When it is unlocked, Mr. Mikami will be 76 years old. By then, there may be more virtual aunts dancing in the square dance in the metaverse than coin holders

• 20% Pre-sale share: It is obvious that the "crypto vultures" are fed first, referring to the classic operation of a certain animal coin dealer who pulled the market at 3 am and ran away at 5 am

• 15% liquidity pool: According to the current SOL price, the opening market value is approximately equal to Mr. Mikami's three-year salary (10 million RMB), but considering that the average turnover rate of Meme coins is 2000%, it is enough for the dealer to play ten rounds of "Russian roulette"

3. Roadmap analysis: traditional harvesting in the skin of Web3

• Shrine economy: tokenize fans' pilgrimage behavior, referring to the magical case of a Japanese temple issuing "merit NFT" that led to the bankruptcy of monks speculating in coins

• AI agent: claims to create a virtual Sankami, but the reality is that 99% of AI projects are using ChatGPT shells, and the effect is comparable to Taobao's 9.9 yuan customized girlfriend service

• DAO governance: on the surface, let the coin holders vote, but in fact reserve the super administrator key, referring to the absurd drama in which the founder of a well-known DAO project claimed that "the private key was eaten by a cat" after absconding with 40 million US dollars

Fourth, the chemical reaction between fan economy and crypto Ponzi

But don't forget the "silent fans" phenomenon unique to the adult industry: those old drivers who hide their achievements and fame may prefer to buy ten physical discs rather than leave permanent transaction records on the chain. This results in the actual purchasing power being only 20% of the surface data.

• NFT purchasing power trap: 99% of the local tyrants who spent 170,000 to buy photo albums have been trapped in the digital collection market

• The logic of fan circle ranking is invalid: voting for girl groups is emotional consumption, and currency speculation is a zero-sum game. Refer to the performance art of fans pulling banners at the door of the exchange after a certain idol token plummeted by 90%

• Life cycle mismatch: The average career cycle of actresses is 5-8 years, while the median survival period of Meme coins is only 27 days. This wave of operations is equivalent to using yogurt with a shelf life of 3 days to make ten years of aging

V. The mysterious veil of the trader: the dimensionality reduction attack of the professional sickle team

• Token economic model: Perfectly reproduce the "four-stage harvesting method" of a certain runaway project in 2024, the only difference is that the two-dimensional avatar is replaced with a photo

• Cross-chain deployment strategy: Choose Solana instead of ETH, obviously because its "second-level confirmation + low gas fee" is more suitable for high-frequency harvesting

• Burn mechanism design: On the surface, it creates the illusion of deflation, but in fact it is convenient for the dealer to transfer money from one hand to the other. Refer to the on-chain data of a certain animal coin that concealed the fact of shipment through 200 burning events

Six, risk warning: 108 ways to die for leeks

• Contract audit illusion: 98% of the Meme coin audit report value ≈ beef picture on instant noodle packaging bag

• Liquidity trap: The initial trading depth may not be as good as that of a rural vegetable market, and a large order can make the coin price perform a "free fall"

• Regulatory Dharma Sword: The Japanese Financial Services Agency has just sued an artist's token project, and the fine is enough to buy the entire Akihabara

• Technical harvest: From Pixiu disk to flash loan attacks, the dealer has 100 ways to make you lose everything

Seventh, the final guess of magical realism

• Short term: 300% surge on the first day of launch, social media went viral with "Mr. Mikami saved the Solana ecosystem"

• Medium term: dealers cashed out through 20% pre-sale shares, the coin price was cut in half again, and rights protection groups emerged with "Give me back my wife's money" emoticons

• Long term: When unlocked in 2069, the grandson of the coin holder exclaimed in the Metaverse Archaeology Class "Grandma actually bought this kind of cyber antique back then"

Conclusion: A survival philosophy that stays sober in madness

Standing at the forefront of the times, we have to sigh: from photo DVDs to NFTs to Memes Coin, Mr. Mikami has always been at the forefront of the technological revolution. But as an ordinary investor, remember two iron rules:

• Always treat Meme coins with an entertaining mentality: the investment amount does not exceed the budget for rewarding anchors

• Believe in market Darwinism: All leeks that are not cut to death by the sickle will eventually complete genetic mutation in the bear market

This dark goddess with 17.5 million global believers in the adult entertainment industry is redefining the "fan economy" with blockchain technology. From DMM to DEX, from Blu-ray discs to token burning, Mr. Mikami has proved with practical actions: you don't need to wear clothes to harvest leeks.